dear mother fucking homestuck fandom:
tentacle-legs: tenttle: There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer. There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer. There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer. There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer. There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer. There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer. There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer. If anyone ever tries to tell you...
canwemakeout: when people tell you “its just an anime”
imgonnariverdance: loveforeversmilealways: do you ever get so emotional and you just Why is this gif so accurate
jill-bird: AND FINN THE HUMAN | (• ◡•) |
jill-bird: JAKE THE DOG (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
servant-of-the-earth: sandandglass: My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me This is the most accurate thing ever.
fosterthenoodle: There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their CD cases.
phaserburn: My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
thepastryalchemist: ed-ships-larry: lousontiptoes: raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom… if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with
sodamnrelatable: when your green shell hits someone in mario kart
exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more affordable: -plane tickets -whole, natural foods -gas -workout clothing -phone bills -University (education) tuition Things that need to be more expensive: -processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket -cigarettes -alcohol
we all masturbate in the same language and what language is this? loneliness that was deep so were my fingers last night omg
The problems of writing
agent257: pitchblack-the-nightmare-king: Having a Beginning Having an Ending But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!? HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING WHAT IS A PLOT WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS WHAT IS WRITING And most importantly: HOW DO I TITLE
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx: Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber: He said rape happens for a reason. When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him. When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”. He’s a spoiled little brat. Not legit reasons to hate...
shaggy2pope: there was this guy at my school in grade nine who was notorious for never taking his shades off and i remember he was leaving the school and he actually did a raffle to give away his shades on his last day and at the assembly they drew it and he gave the winner his shades and immediately produced another pair from somewhere on his person and put them on like lightning fast so tl;dr...
thelilnan: I started a Bad Lip Reading thing with Javert gifs but it’s probably not going to get better than this
so today I called customer support for my mac
Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me: . . .
Me: What did you just say?
CSG: Have you tried turning it-
Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG: . . .
CSG: . . .
CSG: You watch-
Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me: YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG: So which episode are you watching?
Me: The Great Game.
CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?
when i have a guest over: you can just sit over there and watch me use my computer lol
youcanstayinmyheart: paulsgroovypalace: some BODY ONCE TOLD ME I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
pitchforkreviews: growlithed: in celebration of 420 i would like to humbly bring this iconic video back from its untimely grave i missed you
katherlne: why do u need a quality blog when u can have a quality log
spockisinthetardis: thewonderyearstrong: we dont appreciate salem from sabrina the teenage witch enough he is me