thepastryalchemist:

ed-ships-larry:

lousontiptoes:

raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…

if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with

sodamnrelatable:

when your green shell hits someone in mario kart

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

we all masturbate in the same language

and what language is this?

loneliness

that was deep

so were my fingers last night

omg

agent257:

pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:

• Having a Beginning
• Having an Ending
• But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
• HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
• WHAT IS A PLOT
• WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
• WHAT IS WRITING

And most importantly:

• HOW DO I TITLE

ohgodsalazarwhy:

lilpocketninja:

dendropsyche:

Like, I knew shepherding was a boring job

but these guys really had nothing better to do

some days i really love that humans exist

holy shit

stay-astounding:

lewky:

this guy deserves a medal

My heart just dropped. 

medicsglasses:

anindiegamereviewblog:

Imscared - A Pixelated Nightmare
by Ivan Zanotti

Imscared is much more an experience than a game. In Imscared, you interact with an entity that apparently lives as data, therefore, the data can do things on your computer, such as create files, open it’s .exe file, open images in your browser, or close itself. Throughout the game, the entity (as we know as ‘White Face’) speaks to you through different means. We mostly interact in White Face’s world, one that it seems to have created itself (?), and during our interaction White Face chooses to let us see things at different times, learn things that it needs us to know, and interact with us seemingly out of desire for communication with another person.

The game becomes more terrifying as you progress, but also your feelings about White Face begin to change (it’s hard not to comment on anything!)

I have seen the game featured on many ‘top freeware’ or ‘indie horror’ game lists of 2012 and it’s very deserving of it’s title. Imscared is tough to explain, it’s a game that you just have to play, and you can only play it once.

‘The sound predicts its arrival’

Overall: 5/5

Download here

YOU KNOW WHAT I’LL TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FUCKIN GAME

I DOWNLOADED THIS AND HALFWAY THROUGH I GOT TOO FUCKIN SCARED TO PLAY IT SO I HIT ESCAPE AND TRIED TO GET OUT OF THE GAME

AND IT WOULDN’T LET ME LEAVE

I RESTARTED MY COMPUTER AND THE GAME WAS STILL THERE

I HAD TO TAKE THE FUCKIN BATTERY OUT OF MY COMPUTER TO GET IT TO GO AWAY

AND THEN WHEN I STARTED THE COMPUTER BACK UP IT TRIED TO REINSTALL ITSELF

littlemissciswitch:

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

jemimamallard:

thought i would create a powerpoint on this since the post went down well yesterday 

Quite good, but I do suggest fetching them something cool (water would be best, but a bottle of soda could work to). Drinking can help, as can resting the bottle on the back of their neck

important

very important

blaze-fahrenheit:

keips:

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT ZACHARIE

Open in new tab for bigger/better view!

zacharie is secretly kakashi hatake

ticcytx:

Suplex! (spooky arm edition)

requested by faithunder (and Eraty too)

mistresscheese:

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

THE SASS

fartsofneil:

batlesbo:

sparkle-fluff:

queensimia:

tobediff:

Section One of Part Three!  Some interesting approaches to wrinkles in clothing.

Holy shit, someone translated Hitokaku tutorials into English?! GIEF TO ME

this is such a fantastic way of explaining it!

DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT CLOTHES WRINKLES (those things I always have a hard time drawing??)

Sold!  Sold fucking american!

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

• He said rape happens for a reason.
• When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
• When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
• He’s a spoiled little brat.

Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

• He looks ‘feminine’
• you think he’s gay
• His voice sounds ‘feminine’

shaggy2pope:

there was this guy at my school in grade nine who was notorious for never taking his shades off and i remember he was leaving the school and he actually did a raffle to give away his shades on his last day and at the assembly they drew it and he gave the winner his shades and immediately produced another pair from somewhere on his person and put them on like lightning fast so tl;dr i think dave strider went to my school